Cheat Sheet: If you read only one thing today, read this

1. Juan Pablo Montoya wins the 99th Indy 500.

15 years after he first took the checkered flag, Montoya ran a gutsy and tough race that saw him edging out fierce competition from Will Power, Scott Dixon and Charlie Kimball. Here are the full race results.

2. David Letterman called the Indy 500 'Late Show' car the 'highlight of my career.'

Oriol Servia's No. 32 car didn't win the race, but Letterman was honored by the homage all the same.

3. Will Power knows he should have won the Indy 500.

"Second," Will Power sneered at Gregg Doyel. In his mouth, the word sounds like profanity. He knows that milk, that wreath, that face on the trophy — it all should have been his.

4. Mad you couldn't watch the 500 at home today? You should be, writes Gregg Doyel.

"You can watch the Indy 500 on live TV just about anywhere in the world, and everywhere in America. Everywhere but this one spot that we — and the Indy 500 — call home."

5. Here's what the Snake Pit looked like today.

Spoiler: It was as crazy as ever.