Punchlines: Getting ready for Super Bowl Sunday

What's on the minds of the late-night comics leading up to Super Bowl Sunday?

The measles outbreak at Disneyland (after all, that's the place that all MVPs declare as their next stop after a win), food (estimates are that Americans will consume about 1.25 billion chicken wings this weekend) and, of course, the scandal that won't die, Deflategate.

One comic, who prides himself in "Keeping it 100" (translation: being completely honest), puts a novel spin on Tom Brady's non-committal Deflategate news conference. Take a look to see what he calls Brady's mastery of "Keeping it 70," as the quarterback manages to be not completely honest, the comic says, but not a total liar either.

Another comic tells his audience about his bad Super Bowl weekend eating habits. Watch this webisode of Punchlines to find out what odd junk food items he consumed last year.

After you see our favorite jokes, vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet, then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.

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